Murder
My mother is trying to kill me. She’s making pineapple jam and did not close the door. Thank goodness I was away most of the time. I’m breaking into hives. Oh no!!!! I’m itchy all over. Oh man!! I hate this stupid allergy. It sucks like hell. Urgh. So I’m in her room, the only room where the door was closed (damn, is the grammar correct? Faliiiiqqqq!!!!! Comment!! edit: knew you would help. Thanks!!). Nani hates pineapple. And if you hate her enough to kill her, she’s telling you the simple cost effective way to kill her; feed her pineapples.
I absolutely hate fatal allergies. And also those that you react by getting hives. Super ANNOYING okay!!! Itchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
